Monday, February 12, 2018

Some Valentine's Memes for your True Love (Google Search Style).

February 2018

     Hey folks - I took to the world-wide-interwebs to find some really awesome quotes and memes about love. I was surprised at some of the content and thought it only right that I should 'share the love' with y'all! 
(My commentary found below each meme in red).  Enjoy!

(And yet - that is only TWO WORDS and a SYMBOL! )

WHAT THE???? #LostInTranslation

INSOMNIA is REAL and there are treatments for it, buddy!

I think not! The truth is that it is every girl's dream to have a guy that uses proper grammar! 

Not sure how this one made it onto the "Best quotes about LOVE" google search, but O.K.

That must have been a super QUICK thoracotomy!

I'm guessing this one was penned by Hannibal Lecter? 

Now this, right here, is male thinking at its finest. #TRUTHBOMB

"MEU plus over heart"?   #BADMATH

So - is this a sort of THREAT-LOVE or a THREAT-HATE? 
Hard to tell! 

Maybe we should re-think outsourcing our Love Greetings? 

In the same spirit - U and Y are also always together! #UY

Because then I would be DEAD and that really shows my LOVE for you? #BadLogic

So like, take your boyfriend to the train station, blindfolded, and drop him off, after spinning him around 6 times, then see if he can make his way back to you?

Um ... this garbly jargon makes no sense at all. I mean, er, um, "Namaste"! 

Apparently I am a relative of Thumbelina? Also - why is mail man two words, but mailbox is only one? #Deepthoughts #DeepMailboxes 

Seriously though...GET OUT OF HERE ALREADY - a girl needs to pee for crying out loud!


Yup, sweetheart - unless you are standing in front of a mirror - this is how EYES work.

So... I see you've discovered my EXTRA love handles...how very  clever of you!

Yeah, Shakespeare - take that!   #TruthBomb

Really? I beg to differ? ALL the facts? As in ...GOD?? 

Because apparently I know that I am going to die before you???

Aww - young love?! Isn't that just the SWEETEST THING? #SpeakAngstMuch?

......Thanks so much for the whole-face transplant!



 Too many great things to pick apart on this one...but suffice it to say "don't we ALL think of a hamster with Bell's Palsy when we look at the twinkling starts at night"?
....As are most all other organs, and limbs, and body parts, but only THIS body part that holds my stinky farts could poetically represent my feelings of adoration for you.

HAPPY VALENTINES 2018 folks! Go make some awesome Valentines for the people in your life that you CHERISH and LOVE!